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Friday, 28 February 2014

Double Standards From The Sinners!

DOUBLE STANDARDS FROM THE 'SINNERS'
In Norn Iron, folk sometimes refer to members and devotees of Sinn Fein as the Shinners. At least when we're being polite, we do. However, maybe Sinners is much more apt. Along with many people on both sides of the Irish Sea, I have been horrified by the recent revelations that IRA suspects have been given written assurances that there is an amnesty on the unsolved crimes that they have been implicated in. It's all very well absolving the Irish republican terrorists of responsibility for a catalogue of atrocities and assorted offences, but surely the same standards must then be applied to the perpetrators of Bloody Sunday.
Don't get me wrong. The more that I've launched my own personal inquiry into the terrible events of the 30th of January 1972 [a much cheaper inquiry than the publicly-financed version], the more that I've been horrified by the trigger-happy soldiers who shot unarmed people in cold blood and sometimes from behind. The greatest tragedy of all is that there have been countless, yes countless, acts of compassion, courtesy, heroism, and humanity from the British security forces over the course of 'the troubles' but they never got reported or placed under the microscope of public scrutiny. Instead, the actions of the Paras totally undermined all that and provided the Brit-haters and Brit-begrudgers literally with the ammunition to embark upon a three-decade campaign of wickedness against the British citizens of Ulster and the rest of the UK. The Irish republicans have always harboured hostility towards the big bad brutal Brits but Bloody Sunday kind of legitimised their antipathy. In much the same way as the Islamic extremists truly wish to regard their American and British foes as worthy of their vile behaviour, so too the Irish militants share a similar perverted stance towards all agents of British rule.
The thing is that I now have much sympathy for the plight of the Derry families and extended community who were subject to this act of unacceptable aggression on that notorious winter's afternoon. Furthermore, I even buy into the rationale behind a thirty-two county state. I find it ludicrous after all that Ulster unionists would want to remain united to a 'mainland' that is remote both geographically and emotionally from the bothersome six counties of Northern Ireland. I mean, what on earth do the protestant, working-class loyalists of Norn Iron have in common with the middle-class, Middle Englanders of the shires and the home counties? Such folk are poles apart. Furthermore, where is the common ground between the almost exclusively, white smalltowners of Ulster and the cosmopolitan, multi-cultural burghers of L'Angleterre? Given the fact that the neanderthals of Ulster are so committed to their own culture, it seems illogical that they could accommodate a plethora of different cultures which are requisite in the large urban centres of the UK? Ultimately, the Norn Irish citizens have more in common with their southern counterparts, more than they care to admit. Even the age-old scaremongering about Dublin rule equates to Rome rule or Pope rule is now sheer and utter drivel. The Republic of Ireland has ventured away from its theocracy towards a secular society, partially driven by public disdain at the scandal-ridden catholic church, whose bunglings and incompetence have been much closer to the Craggy Island parody than even the writers of 'Father Ted' dared to imagine. The folks north of the border have little to fear from unity, other than financial meltdown! Given the recent economic incompetence of Paddy the Irishman, this remains the biggest deterrent to the re-unification of the Emerald Isle.
Right, so we have established that I am broadly in sympathy with Irish republicanism and with the victims of Bloody Sunday. However, the Irish republican constituency then proceeds to shoot itself in the foot with its insistence upon retribution against the English soldiers whilst shrugging their shoulders at the recent acquittal of John Downey and the news that Provo suspects will be 'above the law' in terms of the unsolved wickedness of past decades. Funny how the 'oppressed' Oirish demand their pound of flesh when they feel aggrieved but then equally call for forgiveness and no prosecution of their vile 'volunteers'. This is complete hypocrisy in all its ugliness.
The slippery Downey recently observed the well-rehearsed twofold policy of terrorist suspects.
Firstly, he denied responsibility. It's a pity that such heroes cannot be man enough to admit their culpability. Instead, they delude themselves that if they confess to their priest or to God behind closed doors, that this washes away the Shinner's sins. I guess that the bottom line is that in the affluent west, it simply won't do to spend an extended spell in prison as everyone is in the business of preserving their quality of life and keeping up with the Joneses or the O'Joneses perhaps. A stint in clink seriously jeopardises one's custodianship or aspirations towards another Chelsea tractor or semi-detached residence. So much for the socialism of James Connolly. The modern Irish republican is a capitalist wannabe. He hasn't the honesty or integrity to admit his part in Irish 'acts of war' because the family's place in middle-class society is at stake. Who says that crime doesn't pay? 
Secondly, Downey, we are informed, is a committed follower of the peace process. This is another piece of skullduggery practised by all terror suspects in Norn Iron. They are briefed by their 'brief' to tell the judge that they are innocent and that they are now devoted to the peace process. This double whammy, it seems, is sufficient to acquit any Ulster terrorist nowadays. Why bother arresting them now in the first place if they are such blameless pacifists?!
Oh it all stinks. The British soldiers must be prosecuted [or persecuted?] while a plethora of republican suspects go scot free. Where is the justice and equality there? It is still repugnant for many people that the past unsolved atrocities of the thirty years [or thirty thousand tears] conflict must be whitewashed while any British wrongdoing must be dealt with severely. Even more laughable is the Irish republican insistence upon their misbehaviour merely being excused away as 'acts of war' while the British response of shoot to kill in this same 'war' is deemed as beyond the pale. If the Irish republicans regard bravely shooting people from behind, or burying unarmed and innocent women, or bombing children in English shopping centres as legitimate acts of war, then how can they complain [as they interminably do] that the actions of Special Branch or the SAS are unjustifiable. It seems that the British were expected to treat the conflict as if it were a cricket match, with a whole host of rules and regulations to observe, whilst the enemy guerillas could run amok in west Belfast or south Armagh. Well, it's just not cricket. In fact, strictly speaking, it wasn't a war either. In the accepted sense of the word, a 'war' is a conflict between two states. However, the Republic of Ireland never declared war on the UK and indeed 'colluded' [that word again] with John Bull in their joint efforts to counter the insurgency of the Brit-haters. In fact, the Irish republicans have been getting away with the same, twisted terminology for way too long. Not only is it erroneous to speak in terms of a war, as if it were some military contest between two states, but just as preposterous has been the republican insistence upon 'collusion' between the British state and loyalist terrorists. I am not denying the practise of the latter. Far from it. However, has it never occurred to anybody to describe the teamwork between the Provos and Sinn Fein as itself a grand act of collusion? Ah yes, it's okay for them to collude and shoot to kill, but dearie me, the Brits dare not shoot to kill or collude. Smell the hypocrisy folks. It absolutely reeks.
I cannot quite decide who is the more repulsive: the union jack dinosaurs or their polar opposites in the militant republican ranks. Between the two of them, they seem to be in league to completely ruin any opportunity for the normalisation of the north.
Disgusted
Gary Watton; commentator

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

New speed-dating venture [SEE ALSO http://firstimpressionsdating.blog.com]

A new speed-dating company has been established. Of course there are several in operation, and good luck to them. However, this latest incarnation's mission is to take speed-dating to various towns and provinces, and to demonstrate that it's not merely a vehicle for city slickers, and that such events don't always have to be held in expensive and posh venues. The company is called First Impressions and their events take place on any night of the week and typically last from 8pm to 10pm, so don't feel that you have to stay out until the early hours. You won't be ruining your work routine next morning. Instead, you will have a chance to go out for a few hours during the week, without having to restrict your socialising to the weekend. There are a number of speed-dating companies operating at present. First Impressions are not aiming to compete against them or to undermine them. Check out their website at http://firstimpressionsdating.blog.com

Here is the itinerary for March for First Impression's speed-dating events:
The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: Everglades Hotel; Prehen Road; L'Derry
Date: Friday 7th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 7pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: the Ramada Hotel; Portrush
Date: Saturday 8th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: the Eryl Mor Hotel; Bangor; North Wales
Date: Monday 10th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: La Tasca Restaurant; Broadgate; London
Date: Tuesday 11th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 6.30pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: Lucozade Powerleague; Newham; London
Date: Wednesday 12th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: the Royal Hotel; Bangor; County Down
Date: Thursday 13th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 7pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: Lucozade Powerleague; Hamilton
Date: Monday 17th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: the Portmann Hotel; Kilmarnock
Date: Tuesday 18th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: the Parkway Social Club; Middlesbrough
Date: Monday 24th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: Harrogate Cricket Club; Harrogate
Date: Tuesday 25th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.

The next First Impressions outing will be held at
Venue: the Romany; Northampton
Date: Wednesday 26th March 2014
Time: The event will begin at 8pm sharp.
Format: A series of five minute 'dates'
Age range: 25 to 45
There will be one interval of fifteen minutes.